Can I wear a bikini on an airplane?
You can wear a bikini, take it off, have sex and you’ll still be fine
You can wear a bikini, underneath a dress, have sex in the toilet…and probably get arrested upon landing (unless you’re an air stewardess)
Commercial Flight with a celebrity/model:
You should probably try and wear a bikini on the plane for the press coverage you’ll receive when you get booted off.
Note: When you come back. Cleavage works. Thongs, Tongs and Bras don’t.
Also. I thought the sex bit would liven it up.
Who else thinks about wearing a bikini on a plane otherwise?
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